The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets
Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every
day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult
for us to remember how much you love us.'
And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal and God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'
And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for
you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'
And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and
was a companion to them and loved them.
And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'
And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations,
so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was happy.
And Cat . . .
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didn't give a shit one way or the other.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Dear Members & Supporters,
Open your eyes to their suffering, turn up your speakers and take just two minutes to watch our inspiring 'All-Ireland March and Rally Against Cruelty to Animals' promotional video that we are asking our army of compassionate followers to forward onto family, friends, and co-workers to encourage them to attend our biggest event ever being held in Cork City. Click here to watch, then forward and be sure to keep the post up on Facebook until the big day. Already we are receiving possibly our biggest response yet to our now fourth rally which is aiming to highlight Ireland's pathetic 1911 animal welfare bill which does shamefullynothing to protect animals in this country. This rally will also highlight all acts of animal abuse, so feel free to make a poster, placard or banner for an issue you feel most strongly about. It's time for modern laws that will protect animals, and it's time for legislation to stamp out heartbreaking abuses that are currently legal in this country.
MARK YOUR DIARY NOW AND STAND WITH HUNDREDS OF COMPASSIONATE PEOPLE TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST ANIMAL ABUSE IN IRELAND
When: Saturday, October 29th, 2011 @ 1.30pm Sharp
Where: Grand Parade Plaza, Cork City
As with all of ARAN's events, they are held in a peaceful, professional manner and aim to generate as much widespread public support as is possible. The easiest thing for anyone to do is to turn your head and look away, but on Saturday, October 29th, we're asking our supporters from every corner of Ireland to please take just one day out and stand with us.
Thank you for all that you are doing to help animals, together we are unmasking the face of animal abuse and will one day bring about a society where animals will finally be respected and left alone.
ARAN
'Fighting animal abuse across Ireland'
P.S. ARAN achieves real results and our dedicated work of over sixteen years is somewhat unique in this country. Please consider setting up a standing order or by making a once off gift to enable us to keep fighting animal abuse, we truly want to do more. Visit our website today www.ARAN.ie or log onto www.youtube.com/aranireland to see just a snapshot of our overall work. Events like the above would never be made possible if it were not for a special group of generous, kind donors, and monthly standing order supporters, who enable all our work to continue. However, we need to do more so please help, we are known for our efficient and strict spending of donations so that 100% of your gift goes towards fighting animal abuse, and everyone at ARAN are unpaid volunteers who campaign through long, late nights and are out in all weather extremes highlighting animal abuse and saving animals' lives.
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